The Black Widow

asksassystark replied to your post: Ladies and Gentlemen,

omg dont make me feel anymore bad than i already do its just a harmless joke it was just a lot of messages it wasnt hate or anything srsly omfg im so sorry but it really was funny but now i feel bad i told them to stop ok cries

No, no, Stark. I was joking as well! Please, do not feel bad, this is silly in my opinion. Some fun, I love it! Besides, the more joking things the funner. At least, for me. I’m giggling. Hah. Really, shh, don’t feel that bad. I do believe Pepper’s not overly angry or anything. I find it hilariously cute and silly.

can’t you keep your panties out of a knot for at least a day? Harassing Pepper will get you nowhere except for the acceptance from Stark’s foolish self. I will not harass Pepper in such a way to capture Stark’s attention. If she was ever okay, you all may have made her uneasy now.

But no, are you okay, Potts?

asksassystark:

takin a break

gonna get bandaged up at the hospital

i’ll try to answer more of your ridiculous inquiries when i’m released

-stark

…Dammit, Stark, I knew that *hacks* stupid thing was important to you… Just think of it something in exchange for all the new clothes you owe me…

THANKS FOR WARNING ME ABOUT A FIRE YOU GUYS.

SHUT UP, SON OF COUL, YOU WEREN’T THERE.